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I know what you did ...

I woke up in the morning, brushed my teeth, didn't take a shower (saturday,sunday holiday), got ready for the office, grabbed a meal and there the work starts. Get up for lunch, eat lunch, back to work, get up for coffee or chicken soup, back to work, talk to your colleagues, come home, get into a friend's house, have dinner, come home and sleep.

If this were the schedule, I would rather make robots and tell them to do it (what the hell, it doesnt make sense).

The same day, seen a different way..
Wake up around 8:00, brush your teeth and clean whatever. Chat with neighbors, say hi to the watchman, throw eggs at the home owner, beat the crap out of a stranger, go to office, clear the desk, get coffee, clear the desk again, work, clear the desk again, if guy, chat with all married women, (some research tells that..) if gal, chat with unmarried guys, go to lunch, eat something different, spill something in the restaurant, come back to work, clear the desk, watch soccer, clear the desk, get up for tea, come back and clear the desk.. and you'll live happily ever after.

And the mantra is - a prank a day, kick someone, beat someone, spill coffee, and some other stuff will make a day worthwile at the end to sleep in a semi-state.

If something goes wrong with my day, I know who did it.

Ps: I know what you did in your bedroom last night
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